Seriously?? Am I the only one not in the world who could care less about sparkly vegetarian vampires? I rolled my eyes more than once I'm sure during the movie that hubs drug me to..yes it seems even he is bitten slightly by the Twilight bug... I've perused the books only to be disenchanted with the dialogue and it sure doesnt help they chose the the guy who played Edward to be the funniest/ugliest looking vampire I've ever seen. And now at my work...all children want to be vegetarian vampires! All adults have read and re-re-read the books. And I am alone. Alas... I must stay strong in this lonely world and stick with my Shannara druids and Harry Potter wizards. Team Edward or Team Jacob? Im on Team I-dont-have-time-to-read-anyways-because-infants-know-when-you-do.
A last note: I got an ad in the mail for halloween costumes... had an Edward costume...here's what you need:
1)dark jacket
2)white shirt
3)khakis
4)4 gallons of hair gel
5) covergirl foundation in "albino"
6) a look on your face like you just smelled dog poo and are thinking about liking it.
Sooooo..... apparently all you have to do is look like a GAP model and call yourself Edward, et voila!
This is going to kill me.
